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Suzie's Stuff!
Breamingfloosie- Posts : 3509
Join date : 2009-08-02
Age : 51
Location : Perth WA
Szarn- Posts : 20030
Join date : 2009-08-01
i think hugh need to go and have a cold shower ha ha
Breamingfloosie- Posts : 3509
Join date : 2009-08-02
Age : 51
Location : Perth WA
Szarn- Posts : 20030
Join date : 2009-08-01
oh...what...mmmm...i dont understand this but i suddenly
have the urge to go fishing...strange
have the urge to go fishing...strange
Tony Ireland- Posts : 330
Join date : 2009-08-19
If you go now you will only get crabs
Szarn- Posts : 20030
Join date : 2009-08-01
oh thats low....around waste level ha ha
oops..cant spell...had a few strongbows and im
a bit waisted....er..oh crap... :oops:
oops..cant spell...had a few strongbows and im
a bit waisted....er..oh crap... :oops:
Breamingfloosie- Posts : 3509
Join date : 2009-08-02
Age : 51
Location : Perth WA
3 fishermen were fishing, when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them 1 wish each, so the 1st fisherman said "double my IQ", so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare.
Then the 2nd fisherman said, "tripple my IQ", and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing maths problems he didn't know existed.
The 3rd fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his IQ and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!", the fisherman said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman. :twisted:
Then the 2nd fisherman said, "tripple my IQ", and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing maths problems he didn't know existed.
The 3rd fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his IQ and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!", the fisherman said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman. :twisted:
Breamingfloosie- Posts : 3509
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Chris- Posts : 128
Join date : 2009-08-17
Age : 54
Location : Perth W.A
are you talking about Biggie's bait an tackle
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- Posts : 327
Join date : 2009-08-03
Age : 61
Location : Forrestfield
I bet a lot of people eat out at that restaraunt. Some probably get eaten there.
Szarn- Posts : 20030
Join date : 2009-08-01
i wonder if anyone ever found a hair in their food and never complained... 
Breamingfloosie- Posts : 3509
Join date : 2009-08-02
Age : 51
Location : Perth WA
"Biggies Bait & Tackle" of course, wot else could it have been :?: 
I heard the desert especially is good there... :P
I heard the desert especially is good there... :P
Breamingfloosie- Posts : 3509
Join date : 2009-08-02
Age : 51
Location : Perth WA
I gotta take the Floosie our for a night of excitement, music, dance, entertainment, any suggestions people on where to go in Perth :?: :pirat:
Szarn- Posts : 20030
Join date : 2009-08-01
go to northbridge and watch people get stabbed and robbed...
boss- Posts : 51
Join date : 2009-08-08
Age : 55
Location : kenwick
come to my place and u'll have a good time and we can cut some rugg[color=orange][/color] :face:
Breamingfloosie- Posts : 3509
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Boss, am I allowed to ask what "cut some rugg" means :?: :oops:
Szarn- Posts : 20030
Join date : 2009-08-01
it means he wants you to shave his very hairy back.....
boss- Posts : 51
Join date : 2009-08-08
Age : 55
Location : kenwick
:lol!: IT MEANS DANCING UR SOCKS OFF ON THE DANCE FLOOR :afro:
Breamingfloosie- Posts : 3509
Join date : 2009-08-02
Age : 51
Location : Perth WA
Hi Boss, sounds like an excellent idea :!:
How do you know Boss has a hairy back Bender :?:
How do you know Boss has a hairy back Bender :?:
Szarn- Posts : 20030
Join date : 2009-08-01
well it aint on his head so it must have slipped down the back...
Breamingfloosie- Posts : 3509
Join date : 2009-08-02
Age : 51
Location : Perth WA
1. His breasts are bigger than mine.
2. His last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it.
3. The fact that our finest dining experience to date has been at McDonalds.
4. His inadvertant admission that he "buys condoms by the truckload"
5. He failed the 20 Question Rule, ie., I asked 20 questions about him and he never asked 1 about me.
6. Your legs are skinnier than mine. If you can FIT into my pants, then you will wear my pants.
7. He says your "Putting on a few, aren't you babe?" comment, given the 9 months we have been together I have never said anything about his own beer gut.
8. I find his inability to fix my car extraordinarliy unappealing.
9. The fact that his apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent cleanliness issue.
10. The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.
11. He is still living with his parents, and attending night classes at UNI at aged 40.
2. His last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it.
3. The fact that our finest dining experience to date has been at McDonalds.
4. His inadvertant admission that he "buys condoms by the truckload"
5. He failed the 20 Question Rule, ie., I asked 20 questions about him and he never asked 1 about me.
6. Your legs are skinnier than mine. If you can FIT into my pants, then you will wear my pants.
7. He says your "Putting on a few, aren't you babe?" comment, given the 9 months we have been together I have never said anything about his own beer gut.
8. I find his inability to fix my car extraordinarliy unappealing.
9. The fact that his apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent cleanliness issue.
10. The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.
11. He is still living with his parents, and attending night classes at UNI at aged 40.
Breamingfloosie- Posts : 3509
Join date : 2009-08-02
Age : 51
Location : Perth WA
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Breamingfloosie- Posts : 3509
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Breamingfloosie- Posts : 3509
Join date : 2009-08-02
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Location : Perth WA
- Post n°24
Wot do I have to do to get bender to take me for a fish?
by Breamingfloosie Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:51 pm
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